TheyCallMeJeff – Phyrexian 3
Genre Rap

LYRIC
Phyrexian 3

Intro

Ughh, fuck!
Uhhh-ahhh!
Ahh, shit!
Motherfucker!
[Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?
Fuck!
Ugh!

Chorus

I'm upset [Ugh
I just spilled vodka on my favorite Magic deck [What the fuck?
The lands alone could've paid your mothafuckin' rent [Ugh
Four time over like a fuckin' playset [Of course
Not to mention tomorrow, had a damn tournament [Oh well]

Verse 1

It's okay
I replace them shits today [I shall
I'm not standard, EDH
Shuffle up, who tryna play?
Outfit full of Kird Apes [Mm-hm
Work of art, Rebecca Guay
Bring down destruction on your land
Nigga, that's that Stone Rain [Boom, boom
Uh-huh, yeah yeah, okay
Counterspell, fuck what you gotta say [Fuck you
R.I.P to Captain Jazzo
Soul like Karn, had to liberate, uh [I write big cap, no cap, uh-huh
Colorful Gucci stripes [So colorful
Look like Birds of Paradise
Sol Ring, I am on fire [On fire
Serra Angel, I am fly [Am fly
Archetype of Imagination, get the fuck up out my sky [Please exit
Love that green like forests, a part [Pot of green
Of the Llanowar tribe
I'm Kefnet, love to get high
Better view from bird's eye [Uh-huh
Hate on me, I don't know why
Healer's Hawk, bitch get a life [Get a life]

Chorus

I'm upset [Yuh
I just spilled vodka [Yuh] on my favorite Magic deck
The lands alone could've paid your muhfuckin' rent
Four time over like a fuckin' playset [Four times
Not to mention tomorrow, had a damn tournament [Of course
I just spilled vodka on my favorite Magic deck [I just spilled, uh
The lands alone could've paid your muhfuckin' rent
Four time over like a fuckin' playset [Let's keep it round
Not to mention tomorrow, had a damn tournament

Interlude

Not a big deal, I'll just get 'em again
Maybe eight copies, maybe even ten
Uh, yuh
Yuh, yuh
Yuh, of course
Of course, of course, of course [Yeah, yeah]

Verse 2

'Bout my trees like Nissa [Yuh
Niggas traitors just like Glissa [Yuh
Fuck what you doin', nigga
Calculated di-dismissa, yeah
I'm lightning bolt, you're shock
Mishra all day in my workshop [Uh-huh
Smoke heavy, rotate my crops [Uh-huh
Niggas turnt like Mana Rocks
I'm rare, I'm feelin' golden [Yuh
Niggas copies, call you tokens [Yeah
He's too godly, I'm Nicol Bolas [Yuh
Even Azorius can't control 'em [No
Hot like Tarn, bitch I'm scaldin'
Valakut, bitch I'm molten
Get some sleeves, nigga, you foldin' [Hahahaha
Golgari grave troll 'em

Chorus

I'm upset
I just spilled vodka on my favorite Magic deck
The lands alone could've paid your mothafuckin' rent
Four time over like a fuckin' playset
Not to mention tomorrow, had a damn tournament

Outro

Fuck!
Ahh!

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