Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
She lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves to poop
[Poop, poop, poop, poop]
Ruby goes to the rodeo show
Hangs out with everyone she knows
Has good fun acting bawdy and naughty
Even more fun stopping in a porta-potty
She lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves to poop
[Poop, poop, poop, poop]
Big John wants to take a chance
And ask double R to the homecoming dance
He says, "How about it, Rodeo Ruby?"
She says, "I'd rather stay at home and do my doodie"
She lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves to poop
[Poop, poop, poop, poop]
When Ruby's not at the rodeo show
She's off somewhere droppin' a load
Every time her bowels explode
She jumps for joy like a frog or a toad
She lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves to poop
[Poop, poop, poop, poop
Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
Rodeo Ruby loves to poop
She lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves to poop, poop, poop, poop
Poop, poop, poop
