"Objection!" - WOTFI Rap lyrics

Meggy
Alright, let’s do this!
Here’s my case:
You claim my clients are a vicious race
Your Honor, you’ll find they’re not so insidious
But just a group of lovable idiots

Lawyer Kong
Hold it!
Don’t give me your lecture
Your argument here is pure conjecture
The defendants are vile and no doubt insane
They’re small leeches who’ll bring a world of pain

SMG4
No, that’s wrong!
We fulfill dreams
We bring a smile with the magic of memes
It’s all about love with our wholesome show
Where you can be assaulted by the Teletubby Po

Mario
Okay, sometimes we break the law
But that’s an insignificant little flaw
Our mission is to laugh, enjoy, and inspire
Just ignore the things that we set on fire

Lawyer Kong
Heh, this is the end, it seems
‘Cause your team’s flimsy schemes are through
Your antics are too extreme

Meggy
Objection!
Violence, separation
Non-negotiation
Is this segregation peace for our nation?

SMG4
You guys bring peace?
Don’t give me that crock
Sure, you can talk the talk
But can you walk the walk?

Mario
Our only crimes?
We saved the Earth a buncha times

Meggy
From eldritch incantations
Greedy expectations
Hate, love, and rejection
O-O-Objection!

Lawyer Kong
Don’t get cocky, you haven’t won yet
I haven’t even broken a sweat
You’ll be banned just as planned
Witnesses to the stand!

Luigi
You make us look so stupid and dense
None of what we do makes any sense

Shroomy
So what?
It’s about having tons of fun
Your neutral special can be a gun!

Bob
Bro, your vids aren’t even funny
I bet you’re doing this all for the money

SMG3
Shut up! No one asked for your opinion
L, plus ratio, plus you look like a minion!

Boopkins
I’m sorry, but I got a confession
All your arcs always give me depression

Melony
It’s okay, we may woe
But we develop love and grow

Karen
Ugh, can you guys please stop persisting?
It’s hard enough already existing

Meggy
Alright, you’ve heard their plea
They’re innocent, so if you please
Let them all go free!

Lawyer Kong
Objection!
Time to stop this persistent sinning
I’ve been winning from the very beginning
It’s no use with your whinging and cringing
‘Cause the use of Mario is copyright infringing!

SMG4
No!
Please, I don’t wanna be exiled!
I was just a naive, stupid little child

Luigi as Walter White
Oh, sir, you deserve this mockery
Can’t be original or high quality

Lawyer Kong
Here, we sentence you for robbery
Of our intellectual property

Meggy
Objection!
Halt with your elation
And your litigations
Parody citation
Refutes these actions
Fair use states a parody of a style
Can hold water within a courtroom trial

SMG4
Our Mario’s all silly and dull
IP robbery is therefore null

Meggy
Stupid imitations
Fun exaggerations
Proving their protection
O-O-Objection!

Mario
Whatcha gonna do?
I’m not your hero
I’m just a dumbass with an IQ of zero!

All
There's no escape, you dumb ape!

Lawyer Kong
Wait, no, you can’t possibly agree!
These three don’t even have a degree

SMG4
Whoops, sorry, time’s up, ya clown
It’s time for the judge to hand a verdict down

Judge Kirby
I gotta thank you all
Now I clearly see
I, Judge Kirby, hereby decree
That I find the defendants to be
Not Guilty!