"Objection!" - WOTFI Rap lyrics
Alright, let’s do this!
Here’s my case:
You claim my clients are a vicious race
Your Honor, you’ll find they’re not so insidious
But just a group of lovable idiots
Don’t give me your lecture
Your argument here is pure conjecture
The defendants are vile and no doubt insane
They’re small leeches who’ll bring a world of pain
No, that’s wrong!
We fulfill dreams
We bring a smile with the magic of memes
It’s all about love with our wholesome show
Where you can be assaulted by the Teletubby Po
Okay, sometimes we break the law
But that’s an insignificant little flaw
Our mission is to laugh, enjoy, and inspire
Just ignore the things that we set on fire
Heh, this is the end, it seems
‘Cause your team’s flimsy schemes are through
Your antics are too extreme
Is this segregation peace for our nation?
You guys bring peace?
Don’t give me that crock
Sure, you can talk the talk
But can you walk the walk?
Our only crimes?
We saved the Earth a buncha times
From eldritch incantations
Hate, love, and rejection
Don’t get cocky, you haven’t won yet
I haven’t even broken a sweat
You’ll be banned just as planned
Witnesses to the stand!
You make us look so stupid and dense
None of what we do makes any sense
It’s about having tons of fun
Your neutral special can be a gun!
Bro, your vids aren’t even funny
I bet you’re doing this all for the money
Shut up! No one asked for your opinion
L, plus ratio, plus you look like a minion!
I’m sorry, but I got a confession
All your arcs always give me depression
It’s okay, we may woe
But we develop love and grow
Ugh, can you guys please stop persisting?
It’s hard enough already existing
Alright, you’ve heard their plea
They’re innocent, so if you please
Let them all go free!
Time to stop this persistent sinning
I’ve been winning from the very beginning
It’s no use with your whinging and cringing
‘Cause the use of Mario is copyright infringing!
Please, I don’t wanna be exiled!
I was just a naive, stupid little child
Luigi as Walter White
Oh, sir, you deserve this mockery
Can’t be original or high quality
Here, we sentence you for robbery
Of our intellectual property
Halt with your elation
And your litigations
Refutes these actions
Fair use states a parody of a style
Can hold water within a courtroom trial
Our Mario’s all silly and dull
IP robbery is therefore null
Proving their protection
Whatcha gonna do?
I’m not your hero
I’m just a dumbass with an IQ of zero!
There's no escape, you dumb ape!
Wait, no, you can’t possibly agree!
These three don’t even have a degree
Whoops, sorry, time’s up, ya clown
It’s time for the judge to hand a verdict down
I gotta thank you all
Now I clearly see
I, Judge Kirby, hereby decree
That I find the defendants to be
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