Shizzlecakes – Canada
Genre Rap

LYRIC
Canada

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89th attempt, here we go...

Canada is a country in North America, its ten provinces and three territories extend from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific Ocean and northward into the Arctic Ocean
Covering over 9.98 million square kilometres, making it the world's second-largest country by total area
Its southern western and border with the United States, stretching 8,891 kilometres, its the world's longest binational land border
Canada's capital is Ottawa, and its three largest metropolitan areas arе Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver

Indigenous pеoples have continuously inhabited what is now Canada for thousands of years
Beginning in the 16th century, British and French expeditions explored and later settled along the Atlantic coast as a consequence of various armed conflicts
France ceded nearly all of its colonies in North America in 1963. In 1867, with the union of three British North American colonies through Confederation
Canada was formed as a federal dominion of four provinces
This began an accretion of provinces and territories and a process of increasing an autonomy from the United Kingdom
This widening autonomy was highlighted by the Statute of Wistmenster 1931
And culminated in the Canada Act 1982, which served the vestiges of legal dependence on the Parliament of the United Kingdom
Canada is a parliamentary democracy and a constutional monarchy
In the Westminster tradition
The country's head of government is the prime minister—who holds office by virtue
Of their ability to command the confidence of the elected House of Commons
And is appointed by the governor general
Representing the monarch
Who serves the head of state

The country is a Commonwealth realm
And is officially bilingual
At the federal level, it ranks among the highest in international measurements
Of government transparency, civil liberties, quality of life, economic freedom and education
It is one of the world's most ethnically diverse and multicultural nations
The product of large-scale immigration, from many other countries
Canada's long and complex relationship with the United States has had a significant impact on its economy and culture

Canada, I live there
We have plastic money and you don't
USA, bad

Canada, I live there

In Canada, we have plastic money instead of paper
So if you throw your wallet, out the window on the highway on a rainy day
It won't get ruined
If you did the same thing in America, you'd probably lose your wallet
Cause people are gonna be like
"Oh money, free money, let me have that!"
It's not yours, it's theirs now
People are like that
Canada, I live there
We have plastic money
No paper for us
About 30,000,000 years ago we did though
Well that's about it so bye

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