Tough Motherfucker (With an Eyepatch) lyrics
Once upon a time in the land of Canaan
Hebrews roamed the land
Frolicking, unfettered, unbettered by the goyim
Building shuls out of sand
CHILD
And then what happened, Popsie?
Life was free and simple, til some scamps trampled our temple
And slandered our Hebraic brand
Thus began a cycle every knowledgable kike'll tell you
Spawned a great Cyclopian man
A man named Moshe Dayan...
He was a tough! [Motherfucker with an eyepatch
He was a tough! [Motherfucker with an eyepatch
He was a tough! [Motherfucker with an eyepatch
He was a tough motherfucker [With an eyepatch!]
Times were tough! [Motherfucker with an eyepatch
They played rough! [Motherfucker with an eyepatch
He said enough is enough! [Motherfucker with an eyepatch
He was a tough motherfucker [With an eyepatch!]
Not since the Pirates of the Caribbean had an eyepatch stirred such fright
Not since Yul Brynner in The King and I had a bald head shown such light
He had a stash of uranium and an egg-white cranium with a round matzo-ball perfection
Like if Moses and Mr. Clean had a lovechild with limited depth perception
He was a tough! [Motherfucker with an eyepatch
He was a tough! [Motherfucker with an eyepatch
He was a tough! [Motherfucker with an eyepatch
He was a tough motherfucker [With an eyepatch!]
He liked muff! [Motherfucker with an eyepatch
Slept in the buff! [Motherfucker with an eyepatch
Didn't take no guff! [Motherfucker with an eyepatch
He was a tough motherfucker [With an eyepatch!]
A teenage freedom fighter's fate [to KICK BUTT!
For the right to a Jewish state
Denizens of antisemitic hate
Got blinded by the glare off his glimmering pate
Everybody sing! What do we need? [We need a tough motherfucker
I said what do we need [We need a tough motherfucker
Come on, what do we need [We need a tough motherfucker
Another tough motherfucker with an eyepatch
Moshiach ain't nowhere to be found
Sammy Davis Jr's gone underground
Ron Jeremy's otherwise occupied
And Jesus switched to the other side
Well some brave Jew's gotta pick up the slack
We done lost our mojo, gotta get it back
Well maybe I'm that perfect guy
I'm gonna shave my head, poke out my eye...
I'll be a tough! [Motherfucker with an eyepatch
I'll be a tough! [Motherfucker with an eyepatch
I'll be a tough! [Motherfucker with an eyepatch
I'll be the toughest motherfucker! [With an eyepatch]
I'll be the toughest motherfucker with an eyepatch!
I'll be the toughest motherfucker with an eyepatch!
I'll be the toughest motherfucker with an eyepatch!
I'll be a tough motherfucker [With an eyepatch!]
Yeah...
