Rowan the Bard – Sing a Song of Obi Wan
Genre Pop

LYRIC
Sing a Song of Obi Wan

I sing a song of Obi-Wan, he was a Jedi Master
With scum like us he'd never socialize
[Socialize
He never told a dirty joke and never used a blaster
He said 'My weapon is far more civilized.'
[Civilized]

Oh Heave Ho! The grav-sled is broken down again
So break your kriffing back and get the cargo safe aboard
And sing of old Kenobi, holy Jedi man
A space wizard with a laser sword
Kenobi's observations were to the point and curt
He found strategic planning quitе appealing
[Appealing
Resisting all tеmptation he'd never even flirt
And he never ever talked about his feelings

Oh Heave Ho! The grav-sled is broken down again
So break your kriffing back and get the cargo safe aboard
And sing of old Kenobi, holy Jedi man
A space wizard with a laser sword

It's true his personality was often void of passion
With no peculiar traits or curious quirks
[Curious quirks
But he made a striking figure when it came to Jedi fashion
He took all of that brown and made it work
[Made it work!]

Oh Heave Ho! The grav-sled is broken down again
So break your kriffing back and get the cargo safe aboard
And sing of old Kenobi, holy Jedi man
A space wizard with a laser sword

When Obi-Wan was on your crew you'd find him very handy
Work got done when Obi was aboard
[All aboard!
But when you gathered in the common room to sing a shanty
Not once could Obi ever lock the chord
[Lock the chord!
Oh Heave Ho! The grav-sled is broken down again
So break your kriffing back and get the cargo safe aboard
And sing of old Kenobi, holy Jedi man
A space wizard with a laser sword

When warring with the Separatists, Kenobi gave no quarter
For when it came to galactic politics
[Politics
His views were much more Federalist, he loved a sense of order
That is, right up until Order 66
[Too soon!]

So Heave Ho! The grav-sled is broken down again
So break your kriffing back and get the cargo safe aboard
And sing of old Kenobi, holy Jedi man
A space wizard with a laser--
Space wizard with a laser--
[A space lizard was his savior!
Space wizard with a laser sword

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