J.D.

They made you cry
But that will end tonight
You are the only thing that's right
About this broken world
Go on and cry
But when the morning comes
We'll burn it down and then
We'll build the world again...
Our love is God

VERONICA, spoken

Are you okay?

J.D.

I was alone
I was a frozen lake
But then you melted me awake
See, now I'm crying too
You're not alone

VERONICA

You're not alone

J.D.

And when the morning comes

VERONICA

When the morning comes

J.D.

We'll burn away that tear, and raise our city here...

VERONICA

Raise our city here...

J.D. & VERONICA

Our love is God

VERONICA calls KURT, he answers

KURT, spoken

Yeah-lo?

VERONICA, spoken

Hi, Kurt, it's Veronica... how did you guys know it was always a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once?

KURT, spoken

Wowuhh... lucky guess?

VERONICA, spoken

Well, if you want it to come true, meet me at the cemetery, at dawn

KURT, spoken

Free pussy!

RAM, spoken

And we don't even have to buy it a pizza!

KURT, spoken

Punch it in! Whaat?! Hahaha!

J.D.

We can start and finish wars

J.D. & VERONICA

We're what killed the dinosaurs
We're the asteroid that's overdue
The dinosaurs choked on the dust
They died because God said they must
The new world needed room
For me and you

J.D.

I worship you
I'd trade my life for yours
They all will disappear
We'll plant our garden here

VERONICA

Plant our garden here

J.D.

Our love is God

VERONICA

Our love is God

J.D.

Our love is God

VERONICA

Our love is God

VERONICA, spoken

Whoa. Is that real?

J.D., spoken

Yeah, but we're filling it with "Ich Luge" bullets

VERONICA, spoken

Ich Luge...? What?

J.D., spoken

My grandad scored them in World War II. They contain this powerful tranquilizer. The Nazis used them to fake their own suicides when the Russians invaded Berlin. We will use them to knock Kurt and Ram out just long enough to make it look like a suicide pact. Complete with a forged suicide note:

KURT & RAM, spoken

"Ram and I died because we had to hide our gay forbidden love from a misapproving world."

J.D.

And when the morning comes
They'll both be laughing stocks

J.D. & VERONICA

So let's go hunt some jocks!

KURT, spoken

Hi... Veronica

RAM, spoken

So do we just whip it out or what?

VERONICA, spoken

Take it slow, Ram. Strip for me

RAM, spoken

Ok

KURT, spoken

Okaaay...What about you?

VERONICA, spoken

Oh, Well, I was hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport

KURT, spoken

Yeah, we can do that

VERONICA, spoken

Count of three

VERONICA, KURT & RAM, spoken

One... two…

J.D., spoken

Three

J.D. shoots RAM, VERONICA shoots at KURT but misses

KURT, spoken

Holy crap!

J.D., spoken

Stay there! I’ll get him

J.D., spoken

Kurt? Kurt!

KURT, spoken

You killed my best friend!

VERONICA, spoken

Ram?

KURT, spoken

Why are you chasing me?

VERONICA, spoken

Ram? You're just unconscious, right? Ram? Ram!

KURT, spoken

I was just kidding about the Bo Diddley thing!

J.D., spoken

Get off the fence! Get off the damn fence!

KURT, spoken

I don't understand!

J.D.

We can start and finish wars
We're what killed the dinosaurs
We're the asteroid that's overdue

KURT, spoken

Stop being a dick!

J.D.

The dinosaurs will turn to dust

KURT, spoken

What does that mean?!

J.D.

They'll die because we say they must

J.D. shoots KURT

VERONICA, spoken

What the fuck have you done?!

J.D.

...I worship you
I'd trade my life for yours
We'll make them disappear
We'll plant our garden here
Our love is God
Our love is God
Our love is God
Our love is God
Our love is God

VERONICA

Our love is God...

J.D.

Our love is God…

VERONICA

Our love is God...

J.D.

Our love is God…!

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