Money – Scott Merriman
Genre Rap

LYRIC
Money

Verse 1

I’m broke as a joke and it really isn’t funny, [Nope
I really wish I was chilling where it’s sunny
I should be on a plane flying to Spain, [Wee!
But instead I’m in Britain where the sky’s always grey, [Ugh!]

My face is looking pale like I’ve seen a ghost, [Ahhh!
And tonight’s tea is gonna be beans on toast, [Yum
Yummy yum yum as I put them in my belly
But the beans make me trump so my pumps are very smelly

Pffft [ugh!], sorry, that’s a broke mans fart
This life that I’m living is so damn harsh, [It’s true
I’ve never had money, I’m just a broke clown, [Yeah
Every car that I’ve evеr drove has broke down, [Ok]

I wanna buy a house but I rеally can’t afford it, [sigh
I’ve got no money, I can’t get a mortgage, [Help!
I need one now before I’m in my forties, [Please!
Winning the lottery would quickly come and sort this, [Yeah!]

I scrimp and I save ‘cus I’m skint every day, [Uh-huh
I like champagne but I drink lemonade, [Delicious
I’ve never had caviar but I wanna taste it, [slurp
‘Cus rich people eat it, it must be so amazing [Ohh]

Chorus

I’ve got no money! But it’s ok
I’ve got no money! I will one day
I’ve got no money! But it’s alright
I’ve got no money! I still live life

Verse 2

All my work life has been on minimum wage, [Oh-oh!
I’m feeling like an animal that’s sitting in a cage, [Ahh
The boss is looking at me while I’m crippled and in pain, [Ow!
He might as well be [*whistle*] pissing in my face, [Uhh, stop!]

I’ve gotta tell myself, “keep your head up and believe”, [Believe
When I’m sick of getting used, I get up and I leave, [I quit!
It’s back to the agency, I need another job
I can’t stay at home like a lazy, little slob

They offer me the worst job that they’ve got, [Take this
“Thank you very much”, “You’re welcome, Scott!”
Working in a factory, they treat me like a robot
They’d never let me stop, I’d be sweating, it was so hot, [Augh!]

I can’t stay here, it’s low-wage labour, [No!
My career is in grave danger, [True!
If I quit this, I could be a great sailor, [Yeah-yeah!
All I’ve gotta do is run and join the Navy, [Ah!
I tried to join the Army but they wouldn’t take me, [Why?!
‘Cus I’ve got asthma, this is just crazy
What will I do? Where will I go? [Oh no!
I don’t have a clue! I’m not really sure, [Aow!]

Chorus x2

I’ve got no money! But it’s ok
I’ve got no money! I will one day
I’ve got no money! But it’s alright
I’ve got no money! I still live life

Verse 3

In life, we are told to work ‘till we’re old, [grumpy grumbles
We’ve gotta keep going ‘till the curtains are closed, [Get in
That’s not for me, I reverse what I’m told, [Yeah, that’s right
At the end of a rainbow searching for gold

I’m gonna hit the jackpot then I’m off to Vegas, [Yeah!
Throwing up dollars as I’m stepping to the table, [Uh-huh
Never, ever losing, collecting lots of paper, [Gimme that!
Casino cruising, I’m gonna be famous, [Yeah!]

Drink champagne and smoke a cohiba, [inhale
Forget about the days I would hope for a peanut
Laughing ‘cus I’m no longer broke I’m in caesars, [Hahaha
Chilling like a villain sniffing coke with my people, [sniff
Okay man, living like I’m Scarface, [Okay!
Beats ‘bin at home sitting in a dark place, [Yeah
I wanna be rich like Floyd Mayweather, [Quality
Spill a mil, enjoy my cheddar, [Woop!]

Private jets got me travelling the globe, [Aha!
Leave Las Vegas to be landing in the snow, [Brlrlrl!
When I’m finished in the alps, I’ll be travelling to Rome
Then its off to Spain to be dancing on my boat, [Yeahh!]

Chorus x2

I’ve got no money! But it’s ok
I’ve got no money! I will one day
I’ve got no money! But it’s alright
I’ve got no money! I still live life

Outro

Oh, by the way, caviar’s disgusting! Ughhh!
Yeah, The Leukemia Lad, Heavy Rain Sound Studio, woo!
Haha! I’ve got no money… I’m broke. But it’s ok!

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