Bob Roberts lyrics
Intro
Mike Oxlong
Ok, dawg, wait
Hold my liquor, for 4 minutes
Can't hold on to this shit for so long
Mike playing the game of rap, lets get it
Verse 1Mike Oxlong, Big Mackie G
These weird rappers being fucking Dan Schnider for a minute
Did Mike reach his destination yet, on a very fast speed limit
Money label stamped on my forehead for keeping a rich ass spirit
Mike keeps it cool as long as you pay money to visit [Hustlin’
Whenever I want to go have beef, it's a full metal jacket and some boots
Going hard on my fucking gas pedal, I gotta boost
Shoes untied, gold teeth feel too damn loose [Drops
Beating up the beat without constent, fucking domestic abuse
Thеy ambushing a more assassinations, ok, no problem [Drips
Fuck the hatеrs, we already know that we don’t need condoms
Even though I make up my flows, Mike’s flow just lashes out
What do we say when we spot that money running, go catch him now
Kicked Mike out of it, that's it, you earned yourself a foul [Sucks
It's a hot and summer day, wait you sweatin’, need a towel?
ChorusMike Oxlong
Check it, fetch it, but guess who’s back
The duckies said cheese, quack quack quack
You were not there when I always had a welcome mat
But are you a lazy man?
Write shit so you can catch slack
Man, all I wanna do is be the number one with a baseball cap
Check it, fetch it, but guess who’s back
The duckies said cheese, quack quack quack
You were not there when I always had a welcome mat
But are you a lazy man?
Write shit so you can catch slack
Man, all I wanna do is be the number one with a baseball cap
Verse 2Mike Oxlong
Mike doesn’t spit crazy shit no more, so no more rabies
Carrying the track while the grown-up haters carry babies
I gotta slow down, shit, like my final bottle of Hennessy
She never resort to violence but resort back to jealousy
Mike controlled the rap game, mentally
Heard them say a bunch of rumors, but I guess allegedly
Show you how to take the shot like a Stuntman
Mikes phone number ain’t a fucking suicide hotline, just jump on it man
Mike always needs Kevin as a Sidekick like Batman
Body has a bounty law price, not modern, you cannot scan
Blending in with the street credit like a sense of camouflage
If its the fucking hate I dodge
Wasting my time, that's the only reason I always check my gold watch
When it's time for the beat to ride with me, let em out the garage
Listen and watch Mikes whole career for a reminisce like montage
ChorusMike Oxlong
Check it, fetch it, but guess who’s back
The duckies said cheese, quack quack quack
You were not there when I always had a welcome mat
But are you a lazy man?
Write shit so you can catch slack
Man, all I wanna do is be the number one with a baseball cap
Check it, fetch it, but guess who’s back
The duckies said cheese, quack quack quack
You were not there when I always had a welcome mat
But are you a lazy man?
Write shit so you can catch slack
Man, all I wanna do is be the number one with a baseball cap
Verse 3Mike Oxlong & Hampster Tha Raggot
Reality check to the bottom like Nike Logo
Hey, if Kanye and Cam wore it, Mike can put on the Pink Polo
Mike might of wrote Murder with the color Red [Splash!
Hey, who killed chivalry because chivalry been fucking dead
Nobody would ever put pesticides on the weed
So it was never spread [Nope!
Sticking out with the Orange and White like cigarettes
You know, try to ask the genie for a private jet
Peter pan chasing his shadow, Mike tracing his silhouette
I’ll do a Crash Bonus for 25K like Space Cadet
Light up the wood on my lips, not from the good we call nature
Mike says another Kanye line, We Major, We Major [We Major
Getting numbers out of the Pager, then write it up on paper
Ball in this fucking rap game against a group of cagers
Write shit and ghostwrite hits, that's Mike’s MO or hobby [M-O!
The way these rappers fell off, failure catching bodies
Chop up the beef, first I had to knock it with Karate
Wanna copy Mike? Y’all need a recopy? [Want it?]
ChorusMike Oxlong
Check it, fetch it, but guess who’s back
The duckies said cheese, quack quack quack
You were not there when I always had a welcome mat
But are you a lazy man?
Write shit so you can catch slack
Man, all I wanna do is be the number one with a baseball cap
Check it, fetch it, but guess who’s back
The duckies said cheese, quack quack quack
You were not there when I always had a welcome mat
But are you a lazy man?
Write shit so you can catch slack
Man, all I wanna do is be the number one with a baseball cap
