Fire on the water, it's time for tea
Fire on the water at the bottom of a sea
Water for you, coffee for me
Fire on the water, it's time for tea
Man versus Nature, Nature versus Man
Sulfur tastes better when it's straight from a can
Fire on the water, it's time for tea
Fire on the water at the bottom of a sea
Water for you, coffee for me
Fire on the water, it's time for tea
Hate versus Love, Love versus Hate
Pardon me Sir, but I'm already late
Life versus Death, Death versus Life
Butter, it's a butter, it's a butter, butter-knife
One versus two, two versus three
Three versus you and a coconut tree
Dress itself fingers, partisan thighs
Button-up shirts and switchblade knives
Table's all set, set time for dinner
Button-up shirts in the middle of Winter
Eye for an eye, two for a dollar
Sit down, stand up, see who's taller
Sun versus Moon, Moon versus Sun
Won another nickel in the Nickelodeon
Gotta be stupid to have any fun
Fire on the water, it's time for tea
Fire on the water at the bottom of a sea
Water for you, coffee for me
Fire on the water, it's time for tea
