Nine ways to go, nine ways to go
Which one will I choose?
I could drown myself
Or I could hang myself
Or I could tie my shoes
[to an escalator]
Six ways to go, six ways to go
Which one will I choose?
I could overdose
Or I could throw a toaster
In the bathtub, too!
[just make sure to drain it]
Four ways to go, four ways to go
Which one will I choose?
I could run off a cliff
Or I could jump off a bridge
Maybe even glue!
[in my oesophagus]
Two ways to go, two ways to go
Which one will I choose?
I could start a fire
With the pretty shiny lighter
My dad always used to use
But now he's gone because of you
Why'd you do it? Why'd you kill him
I miss him and he's gone forever
Go to jail- wait no to hell
You should be dead too!
[what's the point in trying?]
