VERSE 1 KAPTAIN SKURVY!!
If ya ask me mother, she'll say, "Ah, he's not so bad"
But when I left the house, I took everything she had
I took 'er silver and 'er gold, and scoffed 'er weddin' band
I even took 'er aprons and 'er copper pots and pans
Chorus!!!
KUTLASS & GREEN KROC
Lyin ', lootin', stealin '
KAPTAIN SKURVY
Is the reason I'm a pirate!
KUTLASS & GREEN KROC
Ransackin ', pillagin'
KAPTAIN SKURVY
Don't knock it 'til you try it!
KUTLASS & GREEN KROC
Plundering and pilferin'
KAPTAIN SKURVY
Make up a healthy diet!
Arrh, look at me! I'm doin' the Booty Boogie!
VERSE 2 KAPTAIN SKURVY!!!
No treasure is too big; I'd scarf the peaks of Kilimanjaro
As well as raid the tomb; I'd steal the mummy from a pharaoh
I'd swipе the Crown Jewels, and Mеrlin's crystal ball
But the Crystal Coconut is the daddy of 'em all!
If you want a job with all the riches you can stand
And all o' the security of a great pension plan
Arrh! Then come aboard!
ALL Chorus!!!!
Lyin', lootin', stealin' is the reason we are pirates!
Ransackin', pillagin', don't knock it 'til you try it!
Plunderin' and pilferin' make up a healthy diet
Arrh, look at us! We're doin' the Booty Boogie!
Arrh, from sea to sea! We're doin' the Booty Boogie!
KAPTAIN SKURVY
Arr ...
KUTLASS
Heh-heh, what a nice-a song
GREEN KROC
Mais, oui
