Chorus 1
I know what you're doing baby, I know what you're doing
You're trying to figure out why I'm so sexy
But you can't quite put your finger on it
You can't quite put your finger on it
I am sexy because I'm vegan
I am fucking compassionate
If you want me to be with you, be vegan too
Verse 1
No kissy kissy, no sucky fucky
If you hurt a ducky
My vegan body is delish
But you ain't gettin' none of this if you harm a fish
My vegan booty goes pow pow pow
But you can't touch it if you hurt a cow
Chorus 2
I know what you're doing baby, I know what you're doing
You're thinking 'bout going vegan
You are a good fucking person, baby
You should be vegan, and I don't mean maybe
Be kind to the animals
And maybe one day you can touch my genitals
If you want me to be with you, be vеgan too
Verse 2
My hot stuff, you ain't gonna be lickin'
If you hurt a chicken
My fuck muscles, you ain't gonna see work-y
If you hurt a turkеy
You ain't gonna see my penis get big
If you hurt a pig
Be vegan
