Hey everybody
You wanna see how I get around town?
Let me show you how I roll
How do I get to the grocery store?
I pedal my vegan ass, I pedal my vegan ass
How do I get to the library?
I pedal my vegan ass, I pedal my vegan ass
How do I get to the liquor store?
I don't go to the liquor store, I'm straight edge
How do I get to my place of work?
I pedal my vegan ass, I pedal my vegan ass
I eat fruit, then I pedal
I eat veggies, then I pedal
I eat fruit, thеn I pedal
I eat veggiеs, then I pedal
I eat fruit, then I pedal
I eat veggies, then I pedal
I eat fruit, then I pedal
I eat veggies, then I pedal
How do I get to the health food store?
I pedal my vegan ass, I pedal my vegan ass
How do I get to the park to play?
I pedal my vegan ass, I pedal my vegan ass
How do I get to my drug dealer?
I don't have a drug dealer, I told you, I'm straight edge
How do I get to my mother's house?
I pedal my vegan ass, I pedal my vegan ass
I eat fruit, then I pedal
I eat veggies, then I pedal
I eat fruit, then I pedal
I eat veggies, then I pedal
I eat fruit, then I pedal
I eat veggies, then I pedal
I eat fruit, then I pedal
I eat veggies, then I pedal
I don't need no gasoline
I'm a lean, mean, vegan pedaling machine
I don't need no gasoline
I'm a lean, mean, vegan pedaling machine
I don't need no gasoline
I'm a lean, mean, vegan pedaling machine
I don't need no gasoline
I'm a lean, mean, vegan pedaling machine
Yeah
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I'm vegan as fuck!
