1-2-3-4!
The Kiwis gather single file
And stand in line at the take-awhile
This ain't no bratwurst, baby
This ain't no filo pastry
Granny thinks that it is no crime
As she drains the peas on a bed of slime
Her gray hairs won't protect her
Here comes the health inspector
Pea, pie and pud [x4]
Mushy peas, Granny, if you please
And I mean right now
Drop a pile of those mashed potatoes
I don't mean late-o
The pubs are closed, so we hit the road
To stuff our gobs full
And I've had too many beers
That's why I'm standing herе
Pea, pie and pud [x4]
No macaroni
No chick-a-loni
They all know what I lovе
Pea, pie and pud [x7]
Oh no
[Put some gravy on it!
[I'll have some fries!
[That's real good, mate!]
Don't want no shepherd's pie
And if you give me haggis, I will spit in your eye
Don't want no rancid pasties
No, that's not very tasty
Just give me what I love
Slap a pie on a bed of spuds
Baby, baby, gimme what I need
Pour on those slimy peas
Pea, pie and pud [x8]
1-2-3-4!
