Intro
[Ayy, man, you know who's in the house, right?
[It's Big Greg
[Doin' some shit I never thought I'd be able to do, it's time]
Chorus
Big Greg, Big Greg, Big Greg, Big Greg
I was chillin' out until I was force-fed a fried egg
By TadWadMCt, he's featured on this EP [woo
Reluctantly accepted on a song that I ain't never seen
I went to the bathroom and let out a lengthy stream of pee
People be questionin' it and I just go tell them, "That was me" [yeah
Public toilets for the win, I get to dook in them for free
Bridge
I saw thе biggest dung in Target, the man who producеd that was feelin' carefree [woo
[That's right, I still be talkin' about the brown stuff from the ass
[It makes the absolute best lyrics anyway, who will turn down that opportunity?]
Verse
I just walked into the wall and stubbed my bulky big toe
Livin' on bad rations, yesterday I ate yellow snow
That's what Tad thinks good food is, you can tell his bar is pretty low
Yes, you heard that right, I'm kidnapped, I'll just say oh, woe
Nah, nah, nah, nah
I just walked in the house [nah], got yellow snow [nah
Nah, nah, nah, nah
I just walked in the house [nah], got yellow snow [nah
Nah, nah, nah, nah
I just walked in the house [nah], got yellow snow [nah
Nah, nah, nah, nah
I just walked in the house [nah], got yellow snow [nah]
Chorus
Big Greg, Big Greg, Big Greg, Big Greg
I was chillin' out until I was force-fed a fried egg
By TadWadMCt, he is featured on this EP [woo
Reluctantly accepted on a song that I ain't never seen
I went to the bathroom and let out a lengthy stream of pee
People be questionin' it and I just go tell them, "That was me" [yeah
Public toilets for the win, I get to dook in them for free