Fiveskin – Take A Chance, Kevin

LYRIC
Take A Chance, Kevin

Dave

Once upon a time, he was mowing the lawn
Shortly after dragon porn
With a big Bad Dragon, up his bum
And a big Bad dragon was in his bum
Once upon a time, he was mowing the lawn
And a big Bad Dragon fell out of his bum
He didn't seem to notice that it was gone
And he ran over the Bad Dragon with the lawnmower

He really fucked up and now his Bad Dragon is spaghetti

Everyone

Chance may be dead
But don’t feel like shit
If we try really hard
It still might fit
Chance may be dead
But don't feel like shit
If we try really hard
It still might fit

Mumble [?

, I've got in
My name is Chance and he’s Kevin
I'm horse cock spaghetti, yiff me bitch
I see your prostatе, let me give it an itch
I'm on thе journey, through Kevin
I see Kevin, from within
Lungs, shit, liver, shit
What have you done Kevin, your organs are shit

Honestly Kevin, what the fuck have you done?
Your health is atrocious
My organs are better than this, and I'm a shredded dildo!

Doofcake [?

15 Minutes Earlier

Dave

*scatting, sex noises and screaming*
Oh, Kevin

We have a special guest tonight
Coming in live from his house in Kent
It's Kevin on the sax! Yeah!
Kev- Kev fuck, stop drinking the cocaine
I didn't even know you could drink cocaine
You already put it in your bum, but fine, okay
Kev, stop, Kevin, stop it! Kevin no that's the cat!
Put the cat down, no Kevin, Kevin no, n- Kevin!
How did you fuck a cat with your foot?
Right, Kevin, Kevin stop

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