Fat Les – Who Invented Fish & Chips?
Genre Pop

LYRIC
Who Invented Fish & Chips?

Feat. Lily Allen

Laughing & Burps

Who invented this? [God
Who invented that? [God did too
Who invented this and that, [the English did
Well who invented those?

Who invented Fish? [God
Who invented Chips? [God did too
Who invented Fish & Chips, [the English did
Well who invented poo? [your mum did] [ohh
You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag
You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag

We’ll give you what we’ve got
We’ll give you what we’ve got

We’re England, England and we’ve given so much
We’re England, England and we’re coming for a cup

Who invеnted Love? [God
Who inventеd Hate? [God did too
Who invented Love & Hate, [the English did
Well who invented poo? [ha]

Who invented time? [God
Who invented time? [God did too
Well who invented half time? [the English did
Well who invented poo? [your dad did too]

You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag
You ponce, you slag, pop it in the onion bag

We’ll give you what we’ve got
We’ll give you what we’ve got

We’re England, England and we’ve given so much
We’re England, England and we’re coming for a cup
[50% of the inventions invented after the second world war have been English.
[Yep bang on mate]

Trains, Boats, Planes, Computers, Penicillin, Connect Four, Countdown, Generation Game, Telephones

Gimme more, Gimme more

Parliament, National Health, Luddites, Converter, Sting, Jelly, Steam, Internal Combustion, Hovercraft, The Clash, Blur, Oasis, Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Capston Full Strength, Navy Rum, Hipsters, Hippies, Flares, Vera Lynn and Chris Kamara

We’ll give you what we’ve got
Gimme more, Gimme more
We’ll give you what we’ve got
Gimme more, Gimme more

We’re England, [England England] and we given so much
We’re England, England and we’re coming for a cup

Who invented Fish? [God
Who invented Chips? [God did too
Who invented Fish & Chips, [the English did
Well who invented poo? [the Dutch] [no]

Who invented time? [God
Who invented time? [God did too
Well who invented half time? [The English Did
The Dutch invented Poo? [Really
Right now, come on, we’re waiting
Right now, come on, we’re waiting
Right now, come on, we’re waiting
And we’ve given so much we’re taking something back

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