Oh no, I'm scared, we got this guy Stevie
Getting ready to harm us with his elementary
Nobody wants to touch your handy dandy notebook
Sit down in your thinking chair and think unlike a crook
Stop smoking hardcore shrooms, you can’t jump through walls
I mean Jesus Christ, why the hell do you trip balls?!
Don't drop the Slippery Soap, you'll bend down and repel
I’ll meet you in the bathroom, and give you my Joe and Tell
I'm sitting here thinking why the hell are you here?
Green striped shirt? Ha...you look like a queer
I feel bad for you, blue paint is always on the carpet
I'll kick you out the DOE, like it was a Sparta kick
Okay, big brother, get out of this TV Show
I'm the host now, bitch, I'll let you clean the floors
We just got a letter, I wonder who it's from
It's probably from that studio telling you that your run is done
Sit on my thinking chair and grab my handy dandy notebook
I'm surprised you even have a wife, judging by your looks
Let’s all go and find "Blue’s Clues"
Here's a clue, your hairstyle makes you look like a jew
They replaced me with you because they felt bad
Little kids seeing you host makes them sad
You did not even think about going that far
I’m sure in twenty years, you'll be drunk at the bar
I mean, Jesus Christ, you look like a thug now
I saw Magenta with Blue... *boom-ka pow*
You made an album called Songs for Dustmites? Lol!
Sounds like a twelve year old's words after smoking a bowl
100 shows? God DAYUM, that's like a world record
Sit down on that thinking chair, let me give you a lecture
Big bro, okay, you were a good host
But unfortunatley, i’m the one that kids like the most
That's a bunch of bullshit, biggest lie ever
A time kids bitched about me? Probably never
Fine, you win, you're a much better host, bro
Doesn't change the fact that you look like a hobo
You look like a freaking guy that's done hardcore drugs
I talked to Sasha last night, I rocked her jugs...
Oh well little hoe, I want you go back to talking to a table
I'll add it to the list of "Joe's non- Fascinating Fables"
Nobody even likes you, they bitch about you, rotten teeth
They like..Pimp STEVE, and bro I think you'd better leave
Tell that bitch Magenta that Blue will come back and hunt her
Oh wait, I take that back, I'm gonna, cut her