May I have your attention, please?
Will the real slim shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here
Now, time to solve a problem with me
To come to life baby
It's a strange difference
Luckily, there was fake blonde around
I heard a sound
That sound said that, best bud
You need to touch up the roots
But you failed to match the color
You should probably change your route
So I'm sorry baby
You have to say bye
And time to find the real one
Don't worry, I'll say to you hi!
Did you forget?
You call yoursеlf real slim shady
So, Let peoplе say that yes you are
Now, you can stand up
It's like rap better than hip-hop
So, for the real day, wake up
You said you loved me on the day after Sunday
And I'm saying at the end of this day