Eddie Perfect – Eddie Perfect – Say My Name
Genre Pop

LYRIC
Eddie Perfect – Say My Name

Betelgeuse

You could use a buddy
Don'tcha want a pal
Yes I do! Yes I do!
Girl the way I see it
Your daddy should be leaving
And you should stick around
And kill him

Lydia SPOKEN

What

Betelgeuse

Nothin'
Revenge is not as fun
And believe me it is fun
If you're not there to take the scalp
And I could help you kill

Lydia SPOKEN

What

Betelgeuse

Murder

Lydia SPOKEN

No

Betelgeuse

Stab

Lydia SPOKEN

Oh my god

Betelgeuse

Look!
The details aren't important now, the point is I can help
I'm in your corner

Lydia

I don't want you in my corner

Betelgeuse

And I could be the worst, or the best, but the worst
We could be a team like the world has never seen
But you gotta free me first!

Lydia SPOKEN

Yeah I don't know

Betelgeuse

So Lydia don't top yourself
Just stop yourself
I can help you stay in the game
Together we'll assassinate, exterminate

Lydia SPOKEN

No!

Betelgeuse

The finer points can wait but first you gotta say my name

Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him
Here you got a solid plan B option
I can bring your daddy so much pain
All you gotta do is say my name
Girl just say it three times in a row
And you won't believe how far I'll go
I'm on the bench but coach just put me in the game
All you gotta do is say my name

Lydia SPOKEN

But I don't know your name

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

Well I can't say it

Lydia SPOKEN

Well how about a game of charades

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

OK lets play it

Lydia SPOKEN

Two words

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

Right

Lydia SPOKEN

Second Word

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

Uh-huh

Lydia SPOKEN

Drink?

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

No

Lydia SPOKEN

Beverage?

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

No

Lydia SPOKEN

Wine?

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

No

Lydia SPOKEN

Juice?

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

Yes!

Lydia SPOKEN

OK first word

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

OK

Lydia SPOKEN

Ant?

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

No

Lydia SPOKEN

Bug?

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

Close but no

Lydia SPOKEN

Beetle?

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

Yes

Lydia SPOKEN

Beetle Juice

Betelgeuse

Wow I'm impressed!
And all you gotta do is say my name three times
Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken
Ready? OK go

Lydia SPOKEN

Betelgeuse

Betelgeuse

Yes!

Lydia SPOKEN

Betelgeuse

Betelgeuse

Yes!

Lydia

Beee...

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

Oh! Oh my god! Oh my gosh it's gonna be so good! Yes! Yes! Say it! Say it!

Lydia

...cause you're so smart, a standup bro

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

What?

Lydia

I'll think about your offer
Let you know
But I prefer my chances down below
OK
Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark
I've been swimmin' with piranhas I don't need a shark
Yeah life sucks but not that much
OK what's your name?

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

What's my name?

SUNG

I'm the best you'll ever get girl!

Lydia

Be a doll and spare the lecture

Betelgeuse

I'm offering you a full time specter

SPOKEN

Trust me baby

Lydia

I just met ya
Really it's a flat'tring offer
Damn to see my daddy suffer
I'd think I'd rather just jump off
I may be suicidal
But Betelgeuse it's not as if I've lost my mind oh

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

So playin' hardball huh?

Lydia SPOKEN

Me? I just want to make sure I know who I'm working with. Is there anyone there I could talk to, maybe a former client who can vouch for you?

Barbara SPOKEN

Lydia! There you are, are you alright?

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

A-dawg, B-town, my old pals!

Adam SPOKEN

You get away from her! Lydia, this is a disgusting, despicable dirtbag who a-

Adam and Barbara

Hey girl, how are ya

Adam

I'm Adam

Barbara

And I'm Barbara

Adam and Barbara

We had lots of problems with this guy Charles Deetz
He was in our house but we couldn't get him out

Barbara

Oh I felt like such a failure
Thought of moving to Australia or Greece

Adam and Barbara

At least
But instead we called on Betelgeuse
On Betelgeuse
On Betelgeuse
He can help
We found him on Yelp
Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him
Every word is the truth
Oh Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse. Oh!

Barbara SPOKEN

What the hell was that?

Adam SPOKEN

So violating

Barbara SPOKEN

We didn't mean any of that

Lydia SPOKEN

Neat trick

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

Possession? Yeah I thought you'd see through that

Lydia SPOKEN

Well how did you do that?

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

Even these lame-os can do that

Lydia SPOKEN

Any ghost?

Betelgeuse SPOKEN

Pretty much any ghost will do sure

Lydia SPOKEN

Then Betelgeuse
What do I need you for?

Betelgeuse

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up girl
I'm your pal
They're sweet but I'm a demon straight from hell
I know I went a little hard on the sell
But we're B-F-F-F-F's forever
Ahhhhhh

Adam SPOKEN

Lydia?

Lydia SPOKEN

What? He was already dead. And he already said "any ghost can do that possession stuff."

{SUNG
Forget that guy, who needs him
The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening
Together we can make a grown man weep
Guys I got a dinner date to keep

Adam and Barbara

But nobody can see us

Lydia

Weren't you listening?
I've got a plan that's more interesting
So he wants the perfect daughter
I'll lead that man to slaughter
Yeah I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name

Adam and Barbara

Make him say your name

Lydia

I'll make him say my name

Adam and Barbara

Make him say your name

Lydia

I'll make him say my name

Adam and Barbara

Make him say your name

Lydia, Adam, and Barbara

I'm not running away

Lydia

I'll make him say my name

Adam and Barbara

Make him say your name

Lydia

I'll make him say my name

Adam and Barbara

Make him say your name

Lydia

I'll make him say my name

Adam and Barbara

Make him say your name

Lydia, Adam, and Barbara

I'm not running away

Lydia SPOKEN

My dad wants a dinner party? I'm gonna bring the bananas

SUNG

I'll make him say my name

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