Don't Hug Me I'm Scared – Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - The Job Song
Genre Comedy, Pop

LYRIC
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - The Job Song

IntroBusiness Bag

You can be anything you want to do
It's totally up to you
Even if you don't know what to do
I can help you, show you

Verse 1

You can be the guy who
Types so fast on computer
[Clackety-Clackety-Clackety-Clack]

Verse 2

You can be the one who
Kicks so hard at a football
[It's a goal]

Verse 3

You can be the one who
Bangs the hammer when he's angry
[Order]

Verse 4

You can be the one who
Makes people better when they're poorly
[Careful]

Bridge 1Yellow Guy, Duck & Red Guy

Maybe I could be the one who plants a tree
Cuts it down to make a shed
And I will invent a digital currency
Based around respect
And I would really prefer to do
As little as possible, or nothing at all
Is that an option?

Interlude

Verse 5Duck

I can be the one who
Tells all the soldiers to stand up straight
[Attention]

Verse 6Yellow Guy

I can be the one who
Drives a truck full of ice creams
[Yum! Yum! Have One!]

Verse 7Business Bag, Duck, & Red Guy

You can be the one who
Cuts people's hair for a party
[So it looks nice
[It looks dumb]

Verse 8Yellow Guy & Red Guy

Maybe I could be the one who
Catches all the fishes in a big net
[Huh? There's nothing in it]

Verse 9Business Bag & Duck

You can be the guys who
Fly so high to a space moon
[Ahhh]

Verse 10Business Bag & Yellow Guy

You can be the guys who
Work as a team in the workplace
[Jobs!]

OutroBusiness Bag

You can be the ones who
Dig a hole for a funeral

Fades out

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