CHERYL

Are we gonna have a problem?
Did zombies eat your brain?
You've come so far
Why now are you yanking on my chain?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up, biotch

BETTY &VERONICA

I like

CHERYL

Lookin' hot
Buying stuff they cannot

BETTY &VERONICA

I like

CHERYL

Drinkin' hard
Maxin' Dad's credit card

BETTY &VERONICA

I like

CHERYL

Skippin' gym
Scaring her
Screwing him

BETTY &VERONICA

I like

CHERYL

Killer clothes
Kickin' nerds in the nose

If you lack the juice
Go play Duck, Duck, Goose
Let your mommy fix you ice cream

BETTY &VERONICA

Whoa

CHERYL

Or come hang with me
And tonight we'll be
Dirty dancing with the football team

CHERYL, BETTY &VERONICA

Whoa
Whoa
Whoa

Honey, whatcha waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

Guys fall

BETTY

At your feet

VERONICA

Pay the check
Help you cheat

CHERYL

All you

Need to know
Some dead weight
Has to go

BETTY

That freak's
Not your friend
I can tell in the end
If she
Had your shot
She would leave you to rot

VERONICA

'Course if you don't care
Fine, go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
Whoa

BETTY

Or forget the creep

VERONICA

And get in my jeep

CHERYL

Let's go tear up someone's lawn

TONI

See, you don't have it
Watch this

TONI & PEACHES

Honey, whatcha waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a doorknob anymore
Then step into my candy store

CHERYL

You can join the team

TONI

Or you can bitch and moan

CHERYL

You can live the dream

TONI

Or you can die alone

CHERYL, BETTY &VERONICA

You can fly with eagles
Or if you prefer
Keep on testing me

TONI & PEACHES

And end up like her
Whoa
Honey, whatcha waitin' for?

CHERYL

Shut up, Toni!
Step into my candy store
Time for you to prove
You're not a lame ass anymore

CHERYL & TONI

Then step into my candy store
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy store

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