Intro
Mr. Barber
Match my fucking creativity
Hi, Billy Mays
Hook
Mr. Barber & cletus
Hi, are you addicted to meth? Absolutely!
Do you hate drugs? No!
Do you smoke? Absolutely!
Is it weed? It's meth
Are you afraid of police? Absolutely!
Why? Arrest
Are you dead? Absolutely!
Why? Johnny Test
Verse 1
Mr. Barber
Extension chord, wrap it around my neck
Choking until I have less breath than what you would see on a regular basis
Who are you? I am Pan
The elf, well, wealth
Goat, goat fat, goat rat, uh
Uh, warning, do not use it if the seal is broken or missing
The seal is on top of the cap
Then I use glisterine on piss again
Then I'm Misticans
Let's go have a fun time in a clown's birthday party
Frog foot, log shit
Retarded, mmh, mmh
Rolex, exhibit many road
Tuesday time on the watch
Who's doing the crime? Who's doing the crime?
Possibly the bank, bankery
Prob-
Bridge
Mr. Barber
Hide and seek, hide and seek
Hide and seek, hide and seek
Hide in seek, hide and seek
Hide in seek, hide and seek
Hook
Mr. Barber
Hi, are you addicted to meth? Absolutely!
Do you hate drugs? No!
Do you smoke? Absolutely!
Is it weed? It's meth
Are you afraid of police? Absolutely!
Why? Arrest
Are you dead? Absolutely!
Why? Gangnam Style
Bridge
Mr. Barber
Bringing the weapon, I'm bringing the weapon
I'm bringing the weapon, I'm bringing the weapon
Verse 2
Brussel Genitalia
What you talking 'bout, mane? You said I wasn't on it
I got this chronic and I'm smoking on it so I'm catatonic
I'm sleeping every fucking day of the week
You niggas never speak to me, that's kinda weak
You niggas looking like Meek Mill without the pill
Niggas trynna chill, I'm over here sipping bud light
Trynna eat some pills
Eating grilled cheese sandwich that's hella dill
Got the pill in my gut, niggas over here trynna get up in my life
That's gotta stop, because you're dumb
Chum - boy, and Chum Chum
Nigga, Fanboy and Chum Chum
You niggas wack, you niggas bum bum
You niggas kinda wack, I gotta kick you away like this fucking crack
I just farted, fuck yo' back
Hook
Mr. Barber & cletus
Hi, are you addicted to meth? Absolutely!
Do you hate drugs? No!
Do you smoke? Absolutely!
Is it weed? It's meth
Are you afraid of police? Absolutely!
Why? Arrest
Are you dead? Absolutely!
Why?