Intro
Oh my god, hi, Bip! So good to see you
Yeah, I've got a table reserved
How many of you today?
Aw, thanks so much, um it's just the four of us today
Yeah I'm so excited, I love this place, yum yummy!
Verse 1
Here I am at Jay Sheekeys
Itsa yum yum yummies
Super chic, super spunky
One of my faves, up on sage
Passionate raise
Been there with my sweetheart Faye
Don't tell me how to create
You aren't even close to great
Mate thought you were my friend
But then you just used mе to up your game
Look at you, you all look the same
You'rе not unique, you just want fame
Yup yeah yeah you're fucking
Chorus
Plateau de fruits de mer
Had a laugh had a natter, rah! rah! [x 2
Had a laugh a natter
Platter de fruits de mer, platter
Verse 2
Lobster, mussels
woof woof woof
bip bop god
fight
hating on Bip Ling
Haters off ping ping ping
You need unfold
Beauty calls
Don't start!
You stinky big fart!
Chorus
Plateau de fruits de mer
Had a laugh had a natter, rah! rah! [x 2
Had a laugh a natter
Platter de fruits de mer, platter
Verse 3
Threw the glass to hear the sound
Better than bumming around
'Cause of covid, don't get down
Sold out tampons to the crown
I drank
Expressing myself in art
Sexuality is a big part
Born sex is not that smart
Call me what you want, call me a tart
You've got boring lyrics to start
Music chose me for the charts
'Cause I got a big heart
Been mooching hard to start the brand
Duh! Obviously got banned
Duh! Just what I had planned!
Got you all talking spam
Doing what I'm doing, I f*cking stan
Chorus
Plateau de fruits de mer
Had a laugh had a natter, rah! rah! [x 2
Had a laugh a natter
Platter de fruits de mer, platter
Outro
I'll tell you the truth
I'm the first like, proper posh posh posh girl to be a rapper
It's quite sick innit? Hahaha
Fudge you, c*nty B!
Hahahahahahaha
Yar, suck my bop
Yar
