Verse 1
Sittin' on a couch
Feelin' fat and sleepy
Wish I was a wolf
But I'm awfully sheepy
Wearin' dirty clothes
And a fake expression
To make the people think
That I try my best but
I'm an ugly duck, not a swan
And everything is draggin' on and on
Oh
Chorus 1
Got a bag of chips on my shoulder
'Cause I never liked gettin' older
And the years keep getting colder
Oh, it's such a waste of time
Sittin' and a-waitin' in line
Everybody's doin' fine
Playing cop
But I'm not, I still got
A few banks to rob
Verse 2
Tryin' hard to be Jerry not George
And I feel like Kramer fallin' through the doorway
Wearin' dirty clothes and a fake expression
To make the people think
That I learned my lesson
But I'm an angry buck, not a swan
Stuck starin' into traffic comin' on
Chorus 2
Got a bag of chips on my shoulder
'Cause I never liked gettin' older
And the years keep getting colder
Oh, it's such a waste of time
Sittin' and a-waitin' in line
Everybody's on a climb
To the top
But I drop and look up
At the rungs I lost
Chorus 3
Got a bag of chips on my shoulder
'Cause I never liked gettin' older
And the years keep getting colder
Oh, it's such a waste of time
Oh, it's such a waste of time
Oh, it's such a waste of time
Oh, it's such a waste of time
Oh, it's such a waste of time
