Violin Intro
Verse 1
Hey, mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
Need a lift to happy hour? Say "oh no"
Do you brake for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt
One, two, one, two, three, four!
Verse 2
Cold turkey's gettin' stale
Tonight, I'm eatin' crow
Fermented salmonella, poison oak, no
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And I'm dehydrated
My tongue is swellin' up, I say
"One, two, one, two, three, four!"
Chorus
Troubled times
You know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon, and I'm hitchin' a ride
Bridge
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And I'm dehydrated
My tongue is swellin' up, I say... "Shit!"
Guitar Solo
Chorus
Troubled times
You know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon, and I'm hitchin' a ride
Outro
[Don't know where to go] Hitchin' a ride
[Don't know where to go] Hitchin' a ride
[Don't know where to go] Hitchin' a ride
[Don't know where to go] Hitchin' a ride
[Don't know where to go] Hitchin' a ride
[Don't know where to go] Hitchin' a ride
[Don't know where to go] Hitchin' a ride
[Say birthday boys, hey!]
