Alex Dionisio – Skit: Shitty Potluck at the Hole
Genre Rap

LYRIC
Skit: Shitty Potluck at the Hole

Rushten

Ah, there’s nothing like a nice big potluck after a hard month of work. I only wish I had some young tender boys here I could have fun with

Sally

Rushten, what do you mean?

Rushten

[*clears throat*]

Jenerica

Oh, Sally, ya gotta try this cheesecake pizza Rushten made. It’s yummy

Sally

[*nervous laugh*] Maybe later

Georgeanne

I still think Hōl should get into the food service business. Maybe a little gourmet pastry line. I think ladies would love it, guys too

Añala

[*laugh*] That would be great. I love sweets. [*laugh*] Rushten, what do you think?

Rushten

Well, ya see, I could do all that myself for this place. Ya see I don’t have anything better to do when I go home. Besides, Hōl would just be making more work for people that way

Georgeanne

Rushten, look who’s talking. That’s the story of your life though, isn’t it?

Rushten

[*clears throat*]

Sally

Is everything alright, Rushten?

Rushten

That was a mouth-fart. And I’m trying to send you the subtle message that I hate everything. [*pause*] I like to clear my throat. [*long pause*] Somebody, hold me, I don’t want to work

Añala

It’s okay, Rushten. Just shove some more of this junky shit down your cake-hole

Gitjreela

Yeah, Rushten, good pizza. You’re good at making this food

Georgeanne

Reela, I heard you had a rough last few days. Are you feeling all better?

Gitjreela

Oh yes, much better

Georgeanne

Hm, I’m glad to hear it. Ya know, you look great eating all this stuff here, very cute. I could be a friend to you

Gitjreela

Oh, thank you. Thank you

Georgeanne

[*sigh*]

Jenerica

Hey Georgeanne, we’re gonna have some cigars later. Do you want one?

Georgeanne

I’d love a big black dick in my mouth

Jenerica

Heh, ok, whatever. Mandeleine, what brings you here?

Mandeleine

This is Lance, everyone, the new hire. He’ll be training the rest of the day

Jenerica

Hey, Lance. Ready to get started? We’re always glad to have fresh young pups like you come onboard

Lance

Listen here, see. I’m the new kid on the block, see, but you better treat me with some respect, see, or else there’s gonna be trouble, see

Mandeleine

Lance comes highly recommended. He’ll be great. I’m headed back to corporate, but not before I take some of these cookies. These are crack to me. Cocaine cookies

Georgeanne

Have some food, Lance. You’ll be just like the gang in no time

Añala

[*laugh*] And then see me in my office when you’re done, Lance, to take care of some stuff before you get started. There’s some other kinds of pot luck we should pin down first if you know what I mean. [*laugh*]

Lance

Hm, yeah, let me see, yeah, I think I can do that, see, yeah. Mmm

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